10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson