10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."