10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• It's Free To Fold...
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."