10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio