10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."