10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...