10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!