10 Random Poker Quotes

• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.