10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.