10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson