10 Random Poker Quotes

• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."