10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22