10 Random Poker Quotes

Welcome to kicker school
"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
im going to 2 out you to death
If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz