10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss