10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A