10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger