10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.