10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!