10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.