10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright