10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"