10 Random Poker Quotes

• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!