10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs