10 Random Poker Quotes

• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Fook the floosh droo!