10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "No river, no fish."
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow