10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth