10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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