10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.