10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "No river, no fish."