10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger