10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22