10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Welcome to kicker school
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.