10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz