10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.