10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth