10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Poker is for loners.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.