10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss