10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• in the poker game of life women are the rake