10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
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- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)