10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "No river, no fish."
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer