10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Fook the floosh droo!