10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow