10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Why not, when some because there are three.