10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.