10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."