10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion