10 Random Poker Quotes

I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
"I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
in the poker game of life women are the rake
this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
"I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez