10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Poker is for loners.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.