10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water