10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."